I love my new water cooler, and I don't care WHO knows it!

I know I know...how cracked am I to be taking pictures of my new water cooler, right? And who else is really gonna care? Just humour me here...and behold...MY NEW WATER COOLER!!! (cue angels singing)
NICE, hunh?? (go on...click for the larger image, you know you want to!) It's got hot water, cool water, AND cold water. Eeeeek!! is it sexy OR WHAT??